// Oh the things I would do for some sweet potato fries right now…//

Wait that sounded sexual and I can’t really justify prostitution for sweet potato fries…. now if we’re talking a chocolate chip cookie with ice cream on top I might reevaluate.

So I’ve read that today is both National Clitoris Day and National Proposal Day which I guess makes sense.

// I’m not really sure what sleep is anymore//

but it sounds dreamy.

Hahahaha

Hahahaha

(Source: joeydeangelis, via daennna)

// My new apartment is so much bigger then I’m used to….//

…. I may or may not have lost the control an hour ago and find it in the kitchen….

Some kid just hit on me and asked me for my number. He looked young so I’m assuming he thought I was also around his age. He also approached me forcefully with this attitude that girls never say no to him. I was too tired to do the whole “I’m like 7 years older then you/ let you down softly” dance so I just said no and walked away.
He called me a bitch while I walked away. So I stopped and turned back around while what looked like his parents walked up to him and simply said “Don’t disrespect your elders child” and walked away with the sound of his parents laughter.

Truth (Taken with Instagram)

Truth (Taken with Instagram)

A random boot print that tripped me out. Then I remember I always sit cross legged. (Taken with Instagram)

A random boot print that tripped me out. Then I remember I always sit cross legged. (Taken with Instagram)

// Lipstick //

Me: “Is my lipstick too bright?”
Mom: “Well it’s the way you wear your lipstick…. on your face.”
Me: “Is that like wearing your heart on your sleeve?”
Mom:”something like that”

I’ve missed my mom.

// Funny pick up line.//

Dude:”I like how you walk”
Me:”How do I walk?”
Dude:”You walk with power, like you’re stomping”
Me: “That makes me sound like a horse….”

Lol

Look at your hands. (Taken with Instagram)

Look at your hands. (Taken with Instagram)

  • *walks into the kitchen after waking up

  • Friend:

    *sings* "The best part of waking up!! ...."

  • Me:

    :*stares* "...coffee"

Some Say I'm A Dreamer, But I'm Not The Only One. ...
Costumer.stylist.lover. Moments in life from a girl who lives in an unreal world.